bruisecur:

you think this is  a GAME?? [plugs in another controller and hands it to you] good because it is let’s get ready for some fun buddy

Jan 13  3:49 / 9,270 notes / via / source
lol,
mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
Jan 13  3:49 / 276,834 notes / via / source
truth,

Have you ever seen acting so bad you’re personally insulted.

Jan 13  3:48 / 532 notes / via / source
truth,

boydivisions:

do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something

Jan 13  3:43 / 116,764 notes / via / source
truth,
Jan 13  3:40 / 21,593 notes / via / source
lol,

frozenfoods:

do i ever sleep? the world may never k(no)w

Jan 13  3:38 / 32,430 notes / via / source
truth,

coldplaymania:

Congrats Coldplay on your two 2013 Brit Award nominations!

Jan 13  3:35 / 1,630 notes / via / source
coldplay,

3ridan:

its gotten to the point where i dont even enjoy staying up late anymore

i just have no choice with it

it just happens

Jan 13  3:25 / 77,960 notes / via / source
truth,

mychemicalromanceboner:

Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it
Cereal water.
CEREAL WATER

Jan 13  3:23 / 38,302 notes / via / source
lol,
"...you are very /LUCKY/ that i don't POST that for all of TUMBLR to SEE. i'd REALLY like to reply to YOU on KIK but i MUST NOT because i cant FIND my PHONE and i think this GIRL who spent the NIGHT at my HOUSE has /STOLEN/ it??"
- undawater

…well guess WHAT i’m POSTING this PUBLICLY for all of TUMBLR to SEE. why was a GIRL spending the NIGHT at /YOUR/ HOUSE? YOU are supposed to be /HOMO/sexual???? excuse YOU. if that’s the CASE, when can /I/ come and SPEND the NIGHT at YOUR house ;)

also I’m the slowest replier on KIK in existence so don’t feel bad

Jan 13  3:21 / 0 notes
undawater,ask,
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